Top U.S. Cities for Douchebags claims Miatas are for Douches

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03/13/2014 at 11:02 • Filed to: None

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Blog site/list maven Estately recently posted a list of the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! based on such douchey things as Monster Energy drinks and, of course, Nickelback.


I don't have much of a problem with the list (yay Atlanta! #89!) but I did find this bit interesting:

7. COLORADO SPRINGS, CO

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If residents of Colorado Springs had to put a dollar in the douchebag jar every time they thought they saw Kirk Cameron drive past in a Mazda Miata while blasting Creed, they could easily raise enough money to pay off the national debt in a month.

How dare they malign the magnificent Miata? Kirk Cameron would never drive one.

Or is the Miata douchey?


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 11:09

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Damn …. Axe & Tosh.0 did Detroit in. In reality I'm too upset about that.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 11:13

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They're not wrong. Miatas are being bought up by douchebags before the gay community can get a chance to plunk down the cash. Why do you think you see so many stanced miatas now?


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 11:13

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that miata is douchy


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > Milky
03/13/2014 at 11:13

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Tosh is definitely a douche bag.


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 11:16

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There appears to be some sort of douchebag/hipster axis. Cities with the fewest douchebags (San Francisco, Seattle, etc.) are cities known to have large populations of obnoxious hipsters. Cities with a high douchebag ranking can definitely take solace in that.

This part makes me wonder, which would you rather deal with, hipsters or douche bags. Personally I would rather deal with hipsters. Douche bags make my blood boil


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 11:20

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I have miata I listen to Wu-Tang and all kinds of things.


Kinja'd!!! revrseat70 > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 11:33

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In my experience, every good car has been called a db-mobile. I think it's just the mark of a car that people want/enjoy driving. M3's are wonderful cars, but people call them the pinnacle of douche. Some more would be the 911, RS/S model Audi, Type R's, Mustangs, Corvettes, Miata's?, MS3's.. the list goes on


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 11:38

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Wooo! We're #29... Don't know if thats good or bad.


Kinja'd!!! Ted Ladue > Frank Grimes
03/13/2014 at 11:38

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I have a Miata and I've very careful to only blast metal and old school hip hop out of it. You don't want to be playing house music in a Miata.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > RacecaR
03/13/2014 at 11:40

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Ohh without doubt, but that doesn't mean I don't laugh when watching his show.


Kinja'd!!! Ted Ladue > RacecaR
03/13/2014 at 11:40

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"hipsters hate douchebags, they're so much alike" - Buck 65


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 11:58

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my miata came with a free cd the owner left in there...house music :( I have not much to complain about house music not my fav but I dont want to listen to it in a miata because it is just what the man wants me to listen to in my miata.


Kinja'd!!! ZiptieMcBumper > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 17:27

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"Kirk Cameron would never drive one."

Wrong.

1. It's nearly impossible to have pre-marital sex in one.

2. Stock shift knob fits in your hand quite well... just like an intelligently designed banana.

3. More than enough room inside for the two Subway footlongs you're bringing to your own birthday party.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Ted Ladue
03/13/2014 at 17:40

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As part of the pre-purchase inspection for my NA Miata 3 years ago, the shop gave an appraisal. They named a price that made me happy, because it was above the asking price... But: they said if someone threw it on a truck and drove it to Colorado, they'd get 75% more for it there. 75%.


Kinja'd!!! Ted Ladue > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
03/17/2014 at 12:13

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wowsa! If I ever get rid of mine, I'll drive it there first!